A company five months old, describing itself accordingly.
That is the whole of the verifiable history. What follows is what the company is for.
The thing we are trying to be good at
There is a specific failure that keeps happening in software, and it is not a failure of engineering skill. A team is asked to build something. The brief contains an assumption that has never been tested, usually a quiet one: that the data will be clean enough, that users will tolerate the extra step, that the model will be accurate enough at the volumes involved, that the third party system will return what its documentation says it returns. The team builds. Six months later the assumption turns out to be false, and by then the architecture has grown around it.
The cost of that is not the six months. It is that the organisation now has a working system built on a wrong premise, which is much harder to abandon than a proposal on a page.
Umzi Labs exists to do the part that gets skipped: take the assumption out of the brief, state it in a form where it could be shown false, and spend a bounded amount of time and money finding out. Sometimes the finding is that the assumption holds and you should build with confidence. Sometimes it is that the assumption does not hold and the product needs a different shape. Both of those are worth paying for. Only one of them is comfortable to deliver.
Why research and engineering in the same company
Research that never becomes a product tends to answer questions nobody was going to act on. Engineering that never questions its brief tends to build the wrong thing well. Keeping both under one roof is a constraint on each: the research has to produce something a build can act on, and the build has to be able to say what evidence it rests on.
In practice that means the same people who investigate a question are the people who would build the result. There is no handover document between a research team and a delivery team, because there are not two teams.
How we would like to be judged
Not on this website. A new company's website is the least reliable evidence available about it, because every word of it is written by the company. What we can offer instead is a small, cheap, bounded first piece of work with a written output, which is a real sample of how we think and costs you very little to find out.
If a first engagement goes badly, you will have spent a fixed amount and hold a document explaining what was tried. If it goes well, you have a working relationship and evidence for a decision. That asymmetry is deliberate, and it is the only credible offer a company without a track record can make.
Plate 03 Illustrative photograph. It does not depict the registered office or any Umzi Labs premises.
Four things we will hold to, written down so they can be held against us.
01. Fixed scope, fixed price
An investigation is agreed at a price and a calendar window before it starts. If it turns out to need more, we finish what was agreed and tell you what a further piece would cost. We do not discover extra scope halfway through and invoice for it.
03. You own the output
Source code, written findings and data are yours, delivered into your accounts and repositories. We keep no lock on anything you paid us to produce.
02. Negative results are delivered
If the evidence says the idea does not work as proposed, the report says that. We will not soften a result into an ambiguity that keeps a project alive and keeps us billing.
04. We say no when we should
If a question is outside what we can do well, or the work would be better done by your own team, we say so at the enquiry stage rather than after a proposal has been written.
Things we are not, yet
Stated plainlyAn about page is where companies usually put a founding story and a team. We have neither to report honestly, so here is the accurate version.
- There is no origin story beyond the incorporation date. Anything more colourful would be written for this page rather than remembered.
- We publish no team size, no headcount and no names. Officer information is on the Companies House register under company number 17061761.
- We hold no security or quality certifications of any kind, including ISO 27001, SOC 2 and Cyber Essentials, and have not begun any of those processes.
- We have delivered no client engagements, so we have no references to offer and will not manufacture any.
- We have not raised investment and publish no financial figures. The first statutory accounts are not yet due.
If any of the above changes, this page changes with it, and the claim will be one that can be checked.
Company details as filed
Verifiable at Companies House. Where this page and the register disagree, the register is correct.
- Registered name
- UMZI LABS LTD
- Company number
- 17061761
- Status
- Active, private limited company
- Nature of business
- SIC 62012, business and domestic software development
- Officers and persons with significant control
- Published on the Companies House register against company number 17061761. Not reproduced here.
- Accounting reference date
- [TO CONFIRM: accounting reference date and first accounts due date from the Companies House filing history]